Naruto Talkshow, Episode 1

Naruto Talkshow Episode 1
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Bomera: *asleep*
Zabuku: BOMERA!
Bomera *snoring* ugh! huh? what? oh hey! im on a talkshow!
Zabuku: snoring? REALLY?
Bomera: i snore when im deprest
Hinata: why are you deprest?
Bomera: because i kicked my girlfriend and she broke up with me
Hinata: then why'd ya kick her?
Bomera: because she was going INSANE and saying stuff like "JESUS WILL STEAL YOUR iPOD"
Hinata: i would have broken up with her as soon as she said that
Zabuku: i dumped yatsume!
Hinata: AGAIN??? FOR THE 8TH TIME??? and yes...i was counting
Yatsume: Thanks For The Reminder Zabuku
Zabuku: T^T go away
Hinata: NO stay...   this should be fun
Dosu: yes, yes it should
*Yatsume Has Joined The Talkshow*
Yatsume: yay
Hinata: i LOVE what you've done with your hair
Yatsume: uhuh
Nazuna: i love you yoroi
Yoroi: oh! i love you too nazu
*Yoroi + Nazuna start kissing*
Zabuku: PLEASE GUYS!!! WHY WOULD YOU KISS ON THIS?!?
???: Hey, is this the stage for "So You Think You Can Dance"?
Zabuku: No this is a talkshow hosted by me, but you can join if you want
???: okay
*Mercede Has Joined The Talkshow*
Mercede: !@%& yeah
Zabuku: No cursing please...
Mercede: fine....
Hinata: how old are you Mercede?
Mercede: 15
Hinata: your kinda short for your age
Mercede: im only 5' 5"
Hinata: yeah... Im 4' 9"
Mercede: how old are you?
Hinata: 13
Mercede: well...see that is good for your age
???: hey...uh is this the stage for "So You Think You Can Dance?"
Mercede: ya'know what? these places should be labled on the doors!
???: so its not?
Zabuku: no, but you can join the talkshow if you want
???: okay
*Ji Joined The Talkshow*
Zabuku: alot of people have joined in the past half hour
*Zabuku stares at the door waiting for more people to show up*
Zabuku: come on you little @!#%^es of nature
Mercede: you said NO swearing
Ji: how old is Zabuku?
Zabuku: 17
Ji: old
Zabuku: hey!
Hinata: shut the !@#$ up!
Zabuku: you shut the !@#$ up
Ji: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE !@#$ UP
Kenton Duty: BLARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ji: sh-sh-sh-shake. it. up. SHAKE IT UUUUUUUUP
???: Kenton!!!!
Kenton Duty: OH %^&~!!!
???: *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH*
Zabuku: JOIN MY TALKSHOW!
???: okay
*Kizako Joined The Talkshow*
Kizako: take that zazzle's grandpa!
Zabuku: we're live
Kizako: O_O &$@!...
Zabuku: come on, no swearing!!!
Kizako: MAKE ME
Zabuku: we'll be right back after this commercial break!
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Director: 2 minutes people!
Zabuku: wow kizako...you've got alot of nurve coming here...
Kizako: i was chasing Kenton Duty
Zabuku: i dont give a ^#&!
Kizako: no need for harsh language
Zabuku: oh yeah?
Kizako: AHHH!!!!
Zabuku: DIE!!!! *SMACK* *PUNCH* *SLAP* *JACKSLAP*
Kizako: FINE
*Kizako Left The Talkshow*
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Director: AND IN 3..2..1..and, we're live!
Zabuku: Hey guys, we're back well...kizako left because i couldn't stand him
Hinata: NO he punched you, you cried and kizako left
Zabuku: ^@&!IN' LIAR
Hinata: no swearing
Zabuku: fine.....
Mercede: where is Bomera?
Bomera: Here i am! *eating a Babyback Rib*
Mercede: oh my god....where is the bar? *walks away*
???: Hey? is this the stage for "so you think you can dance"?
Zabuku: SERIOUSLY???
???: im joining
*Tank Joined The Talkshow*
Tank: oh...hinata is here...
*Tank Left The Talkshow*
Hinata: Hurtfull...
Zabuku: whenever someone is not in the talkshow their name is "???" see!
*zabuku left the talkshow*
???: Its Me
*Zabuku Joined The Talkshow*
Zabuku: Its Me
Hinata: just in case we have stupid people watching this?
Zabuku: yeah, but they wouldn't even understand THAT
Hinata: like Lee
Zabuku: just like lee, well people that all the time we have for today join me again on Naruto Talkshow!

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